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Jul 22, 2014 / 362,274 notes

jackhahaha:

this was probably a first in beyonces whole life

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Jun 28, 2014 / 301,112 notes

itll:

how does wikipedia know the height of every celebrity

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Jun 18, 2014 / 558,881 notes
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Jun 1, 2014 / 316,267 notes

andrewpauldost:

what if u had an identical twin that did porn and u like went to the grocery and theyre like “omg i saw u take 3 dicks at once while wearing a turtle costume” and ur like “god dammit gary”

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Jun 1, 2014 / 301,566 notes

unitedstatesoftony:

im a social vegan

i avoid meet

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Jun 1, 2014 / 226,943 notes

juliettebrioche:

when you see a map or a family tree at the front of a novel you know that shit is gonna get complicated

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jachtjacht:

i think i found the only acceptable way to use surprise bitch in 2014
Jun 1, 2014 / 273,241 notes

jachtjacht:

i think i found the only acceptable way to use surprise bitch in 2014

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Jun 1, 2014 / 456,361 notes
  • grandma: DO YOU WANT AN APPLE
  • me: no thanks grandma
  • grandma: HERES YOUR APPLE