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Aug 7, 2014 / 604,578 notes

shingekinokyojinheaven:

he just became like 50% carrot

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faraashah:

if my husband doesn’t cry when he sees me on our wedding day I will softy kick him in the shin until he sheds a tear 

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Jul 22, 2014 / 371,372 notes

jackhahaha:

this was probably a first in beyonces whole life

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Jun 28, 2014 / 331,743 notes

itll:

how does wikipedia know the height of every celebrity

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Jun 1, 2014 / 332,167 notes

andrewpauldost:

what if u had an identical twin that did porn and u like went to the grocery and theyre like “omg i saw u take 3 dicks at once while wearing a turtle costume” and ur like “god dammit gary”

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